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Title:Real Men of Genius #3
Date:Wednesday April 29th, 2009
[Default Article Image]Bud Light presents...


{Real men of geeeeeene-yuss}

Today we salute you, Mr. E-mail Listserv One-Word Commentator.

{Whoa!!! Where are all the arguuuuments?}

"Agree," "Cool," "Thx," "YESSSS," or possibly just a sideways smiley-face; it's as if further progress in the philosophical discourse of Western Civilization Thought cannot possibly proceed any farther without first being blessed with your single-word comment.

{Rolllllllllling on the floor laughing my a-a-ass off!!}

And let's not forget that nearly all development of all listserv thought has preceded you, oh Lofty Imprimatur, and is now reproduced verbatim, post after post, in their entirety and complete with headers, all the way back to that very first genius who began the thread in the first place--all sitting directly beneath your one word.

{Just imaaaaagine the bandwidth!!!!}

L-O-L? Please. The last time any audible laughter emanated from *your* office cubicle, it was coming from the drywall contractor who built it. And *he* was listening to beer commercials on the radio. I-M-H-O, that is.

{What genius invented this jar-arg-gon?}

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh Pontificator of Pith, because while you're waiting for the world to develop the next thread for you to shed your Light upon, O-T-O-H we'll set our Bud and With-The-Other-Hand we'll be busily endowing the Delete Key.

{Mister E-mail Listserv One-Word Commentatorrrrrrrr}

Bud Light beer: we don't care where it's made, we just dig their commercials.

( O_O )

Yours troubly,
The Troubadour

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